here's one of the most appropriate responses I can come up with for that answer:

http://www.bluegrind.com/a62381/billyMadison.html

You should warn me next time Ann Coulter is about to rape my face.

Wernicke's aphasia?

i thought i had aphasia for a few years. i ended up at a neurologist and now I have a really cool MRI of my brain. My brain is perfect, but he recommended therapy.

Whatever the opposite of aphasia is what I done got.

Now this article has an ugly as Google ad informing me it wants me to Date and Screw its Wife.

Apparently, there are unhappily married wives available for sex that I can instantly search in and around Los Angeles.

who knew.

it's called hyperphasia.

they didn't have room in the DSM-IV for the rest of what is wrong with you

are there any wives in the DSM-IV available for screwing?

it's a book, dumbass

probably not enough room then.