something happy to lighten the murderous mood around here

I want to geek that bird.

murderous mood????

see 'man beheads hotel duck'

makes me want to get a cockatiel too.

They can be the most annoying animal in existence, unless you can sleep well with high pitched repetitive squealing in your near vicinity.

speaking of birds with bad taste, if anyone knows someone out there who drinks really crappy beer, like, say, Coors, show them this (especially the ones who are so concerned about money that they live in really shitty states, like, say, Nebraska):

http://www.pfadvice.com/2007/09/14/life-is-far-too-short-to-drink-cheap-beer-9-ways-to-maximize-your-beer-value/

for the last time, he lives here. However, this weekend we'll be in Vegas throwing away a couple hundred grand on craps. I'll send you a postcard of my ass hanging over the balcony at the Mirage.

by the way, where did you see this link? in your 99-cents-only subscriber email?

Oh, I meant other people who live in Nebraska and drink shitty beer, not your special friend. Enjoy your weekend of baseless debauchery and empty actions in the worst city on earth, and I'll be looking forward to receiving your Halloween decoration for my home.

It's sad, but true: there are slums less depressing than Las Vegas.

LOL

you know i love a good tongue-lashing, even from you

And for the record, I'm sure your friend is a nice guy, maybe. And, yeah, I just now got that "PV" was "Palos Verdes", not like "Puerto Vallarta" or "Portland, Vermont", etc.

Now, as for the beer and the truck, I'm just still not sure what to make of it. Plenty of my friends make equally bad decisions and lifestyle choices.

And I have had fun in Las Vegas once, because my RICH friend from SWEDEN, who prefers mostly to drive EXPENSIVE BMW cars and drink DAMN GOOD WINE, and gives awfully good HEAD was with me.

I believe I'm $5 up on Vegas.

Ford sucks.

i only gamble other people's money

Stay away from the shrimp cocktail.

are you sure you don't want to come?

Stop by around 7pm tomorrow.